My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GE/CC

I'm a geek of engineering.

   a geek of communications.

Dress: d-

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

Shape: s+:--

I'm a little taller than most.

I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.

Age: a+

I'm between 40 and 49.

Computers: C++$

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UB++++L++++U++++H++O++++S++$

BSD:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

Linux:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

Ultrix:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

HPUX:

I've got the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.

OSF/1:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

SunOS/Solaris:

I've got the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.

    I'm making money at this.

Perl: P+>++

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.

Linux: L+++

I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.

Emacs: E+

Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: N++

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

Usenet Oracle: o?

What's the Usenet Oracle?

Kibo: K?

What's Kibo?

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: M--

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

VMS: V

I've used VMS.

Politics-Social: PS---

The whole idea of freedom should be abolished. Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways. Buchanan/Robertson in '96.

Politics-Economic: PE+++

Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone but the rich so that the money can trickle-down to the masses.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

Trek: !t

I don't watch Star Trek.

Babylon 5: !5

I don't watch Babylon 5.

X-Files: !X

I don't watch X-Files.

Roleplaying: R+>-

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

Gosh, what an utter waste of time.

Television: tv-

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.

Books: b+++

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

Dilbert: DI?

What's Dilbert?

DOOM!: D?

What's Doom?

Geek Code: G+

I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.

Education: e+++

Got a masters degree

Housing: h---

Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[m]: y?

It's none of your business what my sex life is like.